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fuzzy_paintSo flist, uh.... Happy Valentine's day? ♥
Love and Brains
Tina love Mike Chang.
But when Tina wake up hungry, so much hungrier than ever, she try to eat Mike when he find her in the auditorium. Mike fight her off but he get sick and die too. Quick. Just like Tina. He wake up like Tina too. He wake up hungry. Tina hungry.
Tina so hungry.
First Rachel. Rachel always early. Rachel not see it coming. Rachel turn corner and Mike leap. Half her brain gone when she stop twitching. When she die.
Rachel wake up just like Mike and Tina. She hungry. They all so hungry. Only few people in school now. Glee club. Morning practice.
“Brains,” Tina say. Tina still have all her brain. Not like Mike. Not like Rachel. Tina remember. Glee club and solo and Maria.
Rachel remember too. She lurch away. Mike try to go after her but Tina pull him back. They go other way. Not with Rachel. They safe away from her.
Tina want Mike safe. Tina love Mike Chang. They not dance and sing together anymore. Now they lurch and share brains.
It work out well until Sue Sylvester find them in choir room with rest of Glee club. With so many brains.
Tina so hungry. Mike hungry. They fast. Rachel already bite Santana. They already bite Finn. Soon screams stop and maybe Tina not be so hungry.
First Artie because Tina get him before Rachel. Rachel quick and younger than Tina. Most of her still intact. Only part of face missing. She not share brains. Not even with Finn. Only with Santana but Santana take brains without asking.
So Rachel sing. Santana bump Rachel on the shoulder. Rachel open her mouth and sing more. Mike and Tina ignore it. They eat Puck brain. They share brain with Finn when he pout.
But Sue Sylvester open door. She say something with too many words but Tina not listen. She smell good. She smell like brain.
Tina hungry. They all hungry. Sue Sylvester back away. She throw heavy trophy at their heads. It hit Mike in the leg and break it. Tina lunge. Flesh not as good as brain but Tina hungry. Tina angry. Mike hurt.
She love Mike Chang.
Sue Sylvester push her away and shut door. She lock it and Mike try to follow. His leg broken. Tina remember zombie movies. Tina remember slow zombies get shot. Tina not want Mike shot. She not want Mike dead.
That happen a while ago. None of them can open door. It hard. They all so hungry. Tina still have most of her brain but she can’t open doors. Finn bump it with his shoulder. It not work.
Rachel sing at it. She sing until her tongue fall out. Half her face gone so Santana roll her eye. Finn ate other one when she lose it.
Tina hungry. Hungry since she die and wake up. Mike hungry. Mike try to move but Tina sit on him. Mike no move. Mike eat brains and be good. Tina bring him lots of brains until he almost feel live again. Tina like Mike.
Tina love Mike.
Finn stop bumping into door and lurch around dead bodies. They not get up. They not wake yet. He moan and bump into Puck. Then Brittany when Puck not move. Brittany twitch but not get up. She wait for Artie. She pet his face and groan. Sometimes she chew on his shoulder.
Rachel try to lurch in time with Finn. Easier when Finn lurch better than dance. Choreography make Rachel smile. Smile show all her teeth and her jawbone.
Happy Rachel slower. She not get brains like Tina. She not get Artie’s brains. Artie not wake up yet. Artie stay on floor and not move. Tina share brain with Mike. Tina love Mike Chang. Mike Chang get better when he eat brains.
Door open. Finn look up from detached Santana arm. He still chew. Rachel not fight Santana for microphone anymore. They stare at door. They stare at Mr. Schue.
“You guys! The make-up looks amazing!” Mr. Schue say.
Tina tilt head. She still sit on Mike. He not move. Mike good boy.
Mr. Schue wrong. Not make-up. Make-up make flesh fall off. Then Finn try to eat it. Finn eat everything: brains, paper, cake, Sam. He need lot of brains to stay happy.
Mr. Schue smile at them. He smell nice. He smell like brain.
Tina hungry. Mike hungry. Mike need brain. Tina smell brains. Hallway filled with brains. Enough brains for everyone. Even Rachel who not share.
Puck wake up. He flop around like fish and twitch. Tina remember vague pain in throat. Then nothing. Only hunger. Puck need brain. Artie, Quinn, Mercedes need brains soon too. All of them need brains. Tina get them. She get brains for everyone. Tina fierce.
Tina lunge.
Love and Brains
Tina love Mike Chang.
But when Tina wake up hungry, so much hungrier than ever, she try to eat Mike when he find her in the auditorium. Mike fight her off but he get sick and die too. Quick. Just like Tina. He wake up like Tina too. He wake up hungry. Tina hungry.
Tina so hungry.
First Rachel. Rachel always early. Rachel not see it coming. Rachel turn corner and Mike leap. Half her brain gone when she stop twitching. When she die.
Rachel wake up just like Mike and Tina. She hungry. They all so hungry. Only few people in school now. Glee club. Morning practice.
“Brains,” Tina say. Tina still have all her brain. Not like Mike. Not like Rachel. Tina remember. Glee club and solo and Maria.
Rachel remember too. She lurch away. Mike try to go after her but Tina pull him back. They go other way. Not with Rachel. They safe away from her.
Tina want Mike safe. Tina love Mike Chang. They not dance and sing together anymore. Now they lurch and share brains.
It work out well until Sue Sylvester find them in choir room with rest of Glee club. With so many brains.
Tina so hungry. Mike hungry. They fast. Rachel already bite Santana. They already bite Finn. Soon screams stop and maybe Tina not be so hungry.
First Artie because Tina get him before Rachel. Rachel quick and younger than Tina. Most of her still intact. Only part of face missing. She not share brains. Not even with Finn. Only with Santana but Santana take brains without asking.
So Rachel sing. Santana bump Rachel on the shoulder. Rachel open her mouth and sing more. Mike and Tina ignore it. They eat Puck brain. They share brain with Finn when he pout.
But Sue Sylvester open door. She say something with too many words but Tina not listen. She smell good. She smell like brain.
Tina hungry. They all hungry. Sue Sylvester back away. She throw heavy trophy at their heads. It hit Mike in the leg and break it. Tina lunge. Flesh not as good as brain but Tina hungry. Tina angry. Mike hurt.
She love Mike Chang.
Sue Sylvester push her away and shut door. She lock it and Mike try to follow. His leg broken. Tina remember zombie movies. Tina remember slow zombies get shot. Tina not want Mike shot. She not want Mike dead.
That happen a while ago. None of them can open door. It hard. They all so hungry. Tina still have most of her brain but she can’t open doors. Finn bump it with his shoulder. It not work.
Rachel sing at it. She sing until her tongue fall out. Half her face gone so Santana roll her eye. Finn ate other one when she lose it.
Tina hungry. Hungry since she die and wake up. Mike hungry. Mike try to move but Tina sit on him. Mike no move. Mike eat brains and be good. Tina bring him lots of brains until he almost feel live again. Tina like Mike.
Tina love Mike.
Finn stop bumping into door and lurch around dead bodies. They not get up. They not wake yet. He moan and bump into Puck. Then Brittany when Puck not move. Brittany twitch but not get up. She wait for Artie. She pet his face and groan. Sometimes she chew on his shoulder.
Rachel try to lurch in time with Finn. Easier when Finn lurch better than dance. Choreography make Rachel smile. Smile show all her teeth and her jawbone.
Happy Rachel slower. She not get brains like Tina. She not get Artie’s brains. Artie not wake up yet. Artie stay on floor and not move. Tina share brain with Mike. Tina love Mike Chang. Mike Chang get better when he eat brains.
Door open. Finn look up from detached Santana arm. He still chew. Rachel not fight Santana for microphone anymore. They stare at door. They stare at Mr. Schue.
“You guys! The make-up looks amazing!” Mr. Schue say.
Tina tilt head. She still sit on Mike. He not move. Mike good boy.
Mr. Schue wrong. Not make-up. Make-up make flesh fall off. Then Finn try to eat it. Finn eat everything: brains, paper, cake, Sam. He need lot of brains to stay happy.
Mr. Schue smile at them. He smell nice. He smell like brain.
Tina hungry. Mike hungry. Mike need brain. Tina smell brains. Hallway filled with brains. Enough brains for everyone. Even Rachel who not share.
Puck wake up. He flop around like fish and twitch. Tina remember vague pain in throat. Then nothing. Only hunger. Puck need brain. Artie, Quinn, Mercedes need brains soon too. All of them need brains. Tina get them. She get brains for everyone. Tina fierce.
Tina lunge.
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Date: 2011-02-14 06:29 am (UTC)Rachel sing at it. She sing until her tongue fall out. Half her face gone so Santana roll her eye. Finn ate other one when she lose it.
THE CHARACTERIZATION IN THESE SIMPLE SENTENCES, oh, i'm dying.
Then Finn try to eat it. Finn eat everything: brains, paper, cake, Sam. He need lot of brains to stay happy.
♥ finn
and the repetition of tina loving mike is so good. this is so good and idk really why but it is and it's hilarious. tina is fierce, GET IT TINA.
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Date: 2011-02-15 12:17 am (UTC)I will admit that Rachel's tongue and Santana's eye are probably one of my favorite bits in this thing. AND FINN IS A GROWING ZOMBIE YO. lol omg.
TINA ♥
Thank you! Happy V-day! ♥
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Date: 2011-02-14 06:52 am (UTC)*clapping*
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Date: 2011-02-15 12:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-14 08:57 am (UTC)happy v-day to you too!
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Date: 2011-02-15 12:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-14 11:39 am (UTC)This was the best thing I have read in MONTHS and perfect and lulzy and stuff. Why so awesome?
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Date: 2011-02-15 12:22 am (UTC)You flatter me bb. I'm glad you enjoyed it ♥
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Date: 2011-02-14 12:20 pm (UTC)“You guys! The make-up looks amazing!” Mr. Schue say.
Finn eat everything: brains, paper, cake,
THOSE TWO LINES OMG. GENIUS AND HILAR.
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Date: 2011-02-15 12:24 am (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2011-02-14 02:48 pm (UTC)I laughed out loud while reading this, Hun. Fully laughed and you know how I'm more of an amused giggler. You did a wonderful job of conveying Tina's almost-obsession with mike Chang. Also how fitting is it that Finn ate Sam?
I wonder if the zombies have a choice of whether to kill mr schue or just eat him. Would they really want him around impartting his wisdom to them for the rest of eternity? and will eating more brains really cure mike of his broken limbs?
I'm looking forward to the sequel. Zombies, brains and regionals. Will our favourite glee counters be able to perform a kick ass lurching/dancing routine without killing the judges? Only time will tell!
♥
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Date: 2011-02-15 12:28 am (UTC)I'm glad you encourage the weird things that happen in my brain.
In my head, zombies take over, Tina becomes their Queen - though Rachel fully insists that she's the rightful leader. Somehow. Because, you know, lack of tongue - and leads the charge to find more brains!
IDK about a sequel. Maybe zombies do St.Patty's day. Green beer and green flesh or something.
Thanks bb!
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Date: 2011-02-14 07:38 pm (UTC)The fic is so hilarious and cute ♥
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Date: 2011-02-15 12:29 am (UTC)♥
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Date: 2011-02-15 06:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-15 06:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-15 03:29 pm (UTC)IDK HOW YOUR BRAIN IS THE WAY IT IS BUT PLS DON'T EVER CHANGE
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Date: 2011-02-15 06:56 pm (UTC)edited b/c: omg html fail